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Sunbird Management User ID a name of another person with the intent to impersonate that
person; (ii) use as a Sunbird Management User ID a name subject to any rights of a person
other than you without appropriate authorization; or (iii) use as a Sunbird Management User
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right to refuse registration of, or cancel a Sunbird Management User ID in its discretion.
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that is unlawful or prohibited by these Terms of Use, or any other purpose not
reasonably intended by Sunbird Management.
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to abuse, harass, threaten, impersonate or intimidate other Sunbird Management users;
to contribute any Content that is infringing, libelous, defamatory, obscene,
pornographic, abusive, offensive or otherwise violates any law or right of
any third party;
for any illegal or unauthorized purpose. If you are an international user,
you agree to comply with all local laws regarding online conduct and
acceptable content;
to post or transmit, or cause to be posted or transmitted, any communication
or solicitation designed or intended to obtain password, account, or private
information from any Sunbird Management user;
to create or submit unwanted email ("Spam") to any other Sunbird Management users or any
URL;
to violate any laws in your jurisdiction (including but not limited to
copyright laws);
to submit stories or comments linking to affiliate programs, multi-level
marketing schemes, sites/blogs repurposing existing stories (source hops),
or off-topic content;
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without our express written permission. Additionally, you agree that you
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discretion an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on our
infrastructure; (ii) interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper
working of the Site or any activities conducted on the Site; or (iii) bypass
any measures we may use to prevent or restrict access to the Site;
with the intention of artificially inflating or altering the 'Sunbird Management count',
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creating separate user accounts for the purpose of artificially altering
Sunbird Management's services; giving or receiving money or other remuneration in exchange
for votes; or participating in any other organized effort that in any way
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respond expeditiously to claims of copyright and other intellectual property
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affiliates, customers, vendors, officers and employees from any liability,
damage or cost (including reasonable attorneys. fees and cost) from (i) any
claim or demand made by any third party due to or arising out of your access
to the Site, use of the Services, violation of the Terms of Use by you, or the
infringement by you, or any third party using your account or Sunbird Management User ID, of
any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity.
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regarding: which users gain access to the Site; what effects the Content may
have on you; how you may interpret or use the Content; or what actions you may
take as a result of having been exposed to the Content. You release Sunbird Management from
all liability for you having acquired or not acquired Content through the
Site. The Site may contain, or direct you to sites containing, information
that some people may find offensive or inappropriate. Sunbird Management makes no
representations concerning any content contained in or accessed through the
Site, and Sunbird Management will not be responsible or liable for the accuracy, copyright
compliance, legality or decency of material contained in or accessed through
the Site. THE SERVICE, CONTENT, AND SITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" BASIS,
WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT
LIMITATION, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR
PURPOSE OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON HOW

LONG
AN IMPLIED WARRANTY LASTS, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
LINKS
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Wide Web sites or resources. Because Sunbird Management has no control over such sites and
resources, you acknowledge and agree that Sunbird Management is not responsible for the
availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is
not responsible or liable for any Content, advertising, products or other
materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further
acknowledge and agree that Sunbird Management shall not be responsible or liable, directly
or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in
connection with use of or reliance on any such Content, goods or services
available on or through any such site or resource.
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TORT, STRICT
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SERVICE OR ANY CONTENT FOR ANY LOST PROFITS OR SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL,
PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER, SUBSTITUTE GOODS

OR
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THE AGGREGATE) $100. SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF
INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS AND EXCLUSIONS
MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
TERMINATION
Sunbird Management may terminate or suspend any and all Services and your Sunbird Management

account
immediately, without prior notice or liability, if you breach any of the terms
or conditions of the Terms of Use. Upon termination of your account, your
right to use the Services will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate
your Sunbird Management account, you may simply discontinue using the Services. All
provisions of the Terms of Use which by their nature should survive
termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation,
ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of
liability.
MISCELLANEOUS
No agency, partnership, joint venture, or employment is created as a result of
the Terms of Use and you do not have any authority of any kind to bind Sunbird Management in
any respect whatsoever. The failure of either party to exercise in any respect
any right provided for herein shall not be deemed a waiver of any further
rights hereunder. Sunbird Management shall not be liable for any failure to perform its
obligations hereunder where such failure results from any cause beyond Sunbird Management's
reasonable control, including, without limitation, mechanical, electronic or
communications failure or degradation (including "line-noise" interference).
If any provision of the Terms of Use is found to be unenforceable or invalid,
that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary
so that the Terms of Use shall otherwise remain in full force and effect and
enforceable. The Terms of Use is not assignable, transferable or sublicensable
by you except with Sunbird Management's prior written consent. Sunbird Management may transfer,

assign or
delegate the Terms of Use and its rights and obligations without consent. The
Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of
the state of California, as if made within California between two residents
thereof, and the parties submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Superior
Court of San Francisco County and the United States District Court for the
Northern District of California. Notwithstanding the foregoing sentence, (but
without limiting Sunbird Management's right to seek injunctive or other equitable relief in
any court of competent jurisdiction), any disputes arising with respect to
this Agreement shall be referred to an arbitrator affiliated with JAMS. The
arbitrator shall be selected by joint agreement of the parties. In the event
the parties cannot agree on an arbitrator within thirty (30) days of the
initiating party providing the other party with written notice that it plans
to seek arbitration, the parties shall each select an arbitrator affiliated
with JAMS, which arbitrators shall jintly select a third such arbitrator to
resolve the dispute. The written decision of the arbitrator shall be final and
binding on the parties. The arbitration proceeding shall be carried on and
heard in San Francisco, California using the English language and pursuant to
the rules of JAMS. In any action or proceeding to enforce rights under the
Terms of Use, the prevailing party will be entitled to recover costs and
attorneys' fees. Both parties agree that the Terms of Use is the complete and
exclusive statement of the mutual understanding of the parties and supersedes
and cancels all previous written and oral agreements, communications and other
understandings relating to the subject matter of the Terms of Use, and that
all modifications must be in a writing signed by both parties, except as
otherwise provided herein.
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