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The news has again been full of reports that NHS hospitals in the UK are failing to meet the targets for cleanliness. So now we hear of people who postpone, or even avoid, critical surgery because of their fear of picking up a lethal infection.
The resistance of many microbes to modern antibiotics is a matter of great concern. The products of the multi-national pharmaceutical companies can be fantastic - but they are not the only game in town... Many people use other products to protect themselves...
Learn about how you can protect yourself against MRSA infection. Follow this LINK to learn more... Click on their link to MRSA to get the detail... There's even a recipe for you to make up yourself!

 
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25-07-07: Questions to Test Your Knowledge of English Dialects Link Submitted by Chris

24-07-07: Why Men die Before Women Pix Submitted by Sioux

23-07-07: Origin of Familiar Phrases Link Submitted by CJ

22-07-07: Scroll down and there is an entire section of links to videos showing the famous reaction of Mentos dropped into Coke. But.... What would happen if you dropped Mentos into beer? Video Submitted by Groper

21-07-07: Pranked Telemarketer - American comedian carries out a plan to make a telemarketer regret that he ever rang... Hilarious Video Submitted by Chris

21-07-07: Dubai building reaches 1,680 feet. A tower being built in the United Arab Emirates has become the tallest building in the world. Link Submitted by Mick

20-07-07: Here's 15 Signs That You're Getting Older Link Submitted by CJ

20-07-07: Quotes From The Simpsons! Link Submitted by CJ

19-07-07: the Assumption Song - Hilarious Video with Sound (careful if you're at work) Submitted by CJ

19-07-07: 15 Unfortunately Placed Ads Link Submitted by Duncs

19-07-07: 15 Hilarious Graffitis Link Submitted by Duncs

19-07-07: Lots of Fun Quizzes Link Submitted by Duncs

17-07-07: In Austin, Texas, there is an annual Eeyore's Birthday Party that features The Eeyore of Liberty, which mixes the fictional donkey with The Statue of Liberty!   Click here for Pic Submitted by CJ

16-07-07: Ever worried how to tell the kids about..? You know.. the birds 'n bees stuff.. With this explanation you don't have to worry any more. Absolutely brilliant Cartoon Drawings

16-07-07: That mouse you're holding.. how do they make those? Pic

16-07-07: A couple of guys having a close-range duel with paintball guns until one gives up. Video

15-07-07: The fastest train in the world isn't French, it's Chinese. Video

15-07-07: Sometimes it's best not to hyphenate your name.. Article

15-07-07: Aaarghh - another game online to waste your time on... It's Orb

Terminator returns - to save the son of God from crucifixion Video (Hilarious!)

A bull terrier after a fight with a porcupine. Ouch. Over 1000 quills in that nose...
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American fails police sobriety test... Video

The first resident moves into Dubai's palm-shaped, man-made island. Link Dubai

UK's best and worst brands... Report

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Women In Art: Video

Building a highway up Everest - Article

Ever been "treated" to the sight of Gus Honeybun, cultural icon of Cornwall? (A stuffed rabbit with a - sometimes visible - hand up his rear.) He now has his own MySpace which includes vintage footage from West Country TV in the '80's. Go on, spoil yourself! Link

Japanese man flies across the harbour with the aid of a water-propelled jetpack Video

What some-one's mates did to his new Jag using Post-It notes! Pic

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A dog being eaten by a crocodile...? No, just a good marketing stunt. Pic

A Brazilian artist's unique use of national flags to illustrate some telling statistics... Pix

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The man who is worth $300 million just from buying domain names... Item

London-on-Sea: what the capital will look like after the predicted 1 metre rise in sea level...? Item
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Airport security - screen seen at airport with it's own security warning... Pic

Everything the need to know about sperm! Item

There is an excellent dance, called the Thousand-Hand Guanyin. Considering the tight coordination required, their accomplishment is nothing short of amazing, even if they were not all deaf. Yes, you read correctly. All 21 of the dancers are complete deaf-mutes. Video

I grabbed a box of tissues and saw this on the back:. For Professional use? ... Pic

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The reaction when Mentos* are dropped into Diet Coke produces a fountain of syrupy foam to erupt from the bottle like a geyser! Videos of this deserve a section all of their very own:

Diet Coke and Mentos reaction Video (Noisy - turn sound down if at work!)

Mentos and Diet Coke Video

The domino effect Video

The Super-Soaking fountain Video

Setting up the Chain reaction... Video

And Some Instructions: Item

Mentos are sugar-coated chewy sweets made in the US and Holland - and not readily available in the UK. Does anyone know of a UK alternative? Trebor Chewies are v similar, but do they work?. Let Us Know!
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1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on "maps"
3. Click on "get directions" at the top
4. Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. Click on "get directions"
7. Scroll down to steps #23 & #24....
Curiously, if you copy 'n paste these directions, the time allowed for each step shows up...
For swimming the Atlantic:
3,462 minutes
29 days 0 hours

New Scientist reckons that this was contrived by a Google employee for publicity...

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