NEWS FROM THE ASYLUM - CHEER UP!

The Seamstress

One day, when a seamstress was  sewing while  sitting  close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the  Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble  set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
ringed with  sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the  seamstress replied,
"No."The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the  seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney .
"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is  an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive  me, my Lord It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if  I had  said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt . Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands,  so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to  George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of  this  story is: whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of  others.

That 's  our  story, and we're  sticking  to it.

Signed,

All Us Women