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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007 ...

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,

"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take " The contagious."