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No, it isn't sexy if you grow a moustache... The question "Is it in yet?" says more about your fanny than it does about my dick! If you have to ask "Does my bum look big in this?", it does... You are a mammal - yes, this is natural. |
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Laying on your back with your eyes closed may be a way to Zen enlightenment and fulfilment, but is seldom a way to find your next orgasm.... Grasping a dick and saying "I never know what to do next" seldom pleases..... Even wearing an imbecilic grin, total immobility is just likely to make you resemble a log.... I don't have to take my hand out to dinner first and talk about its problems... No-one ever spotted the route map to their next orgasm printed on the inside of their eyelids... © ? |
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