Beastly Cards Philosophy

Philosophy?
That's a bit pompous, isn't it?
Maybe so, but we would like to offer an explanation of what we have set out to do - and what we haven't...

Do you like the idea of sending out an offensive card that really hurts someone's feelings? Do you like to get one up on other people? To hurt their feelings or embarrass them? Then fuck off, because you sound like the sort of areshole we don't like. It's people like you that we are hoping to get back at...

Do you sometimes come across people that really are a disgrace to the species of Homo sapiens? Does the behaviour of some people strike you as so appalling that they ought to have to re-apply for permission to walk the same Earth as us and breathe the same air? Of course you have - there's bloody millions of them! Well, BeastlyCards has set out to help you take your revenge on these tossers.

If you are the sort of person that we want as a customer, then you have turned the other cheek a hundred times.
Like us, you thought of telling the bastards what you think of them but never quite got round to it.
You've thought about it, but you don't want to descend to their level.

Well, bollocks to that!
You could wait a lifetime, but what goes round doesn't come round for a lot of the real bastards.
So give Karma a helping hand and give them what they are so good out handing out to other people...
Send them a BEASTLYCARD!!!

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Philosophy? That's a bit pompous, isn't it? Maybe so, but we would like to offer an explanation of what we have set out to do - and what we haven't... Do you like the idea of sending out an offensive card that really hurts someone's feelings? Do you like to get one up on other people? To hurt their feelings or embarrass them? Then fuck off, because you sound like the sort of areshole we don't like. It's people like you that we are hoping to get back at... Do you sometimes come across people that really are a disgrace to the species of Homo sapiens? Does the behaviour of some people strike you as so appalling that they ought to have to re-apply for permission to walk the same Earth as us and breathe the same air? Of course you have - there's bloody millions of them! Well, BeastlyCards has set out to help you take your revenge on these tossers. If you are the sort of person that we want as a customer, then you have turned the other cheek a hundred times. Like us, you thought of telling the bastards what you think of them but never quite got round to it. You've thought about it, but you don't want to descend to their level. Well, bollocks to that! You could wait a lifetime, but what goes round doesn't come round for a lot of the real bastards. So give Karma a helping hand and give them what they are so good out handing out to other people... Send them a BEASTLYCARD!!!

Next year, 2010, we are going to be setting up BeastlyCards exactly as we have planned it for years. We will be offering a range of cards that are truly offensive, and designed to tell people exactly what you think of them. Any idiot can write a vulgar word on the front of a card - and that's just schoolboy humour, so we won't be doing that. All our cards have a polite front to them that makes them appear to be a genuine greetings card. But they have a blunt message inside that leaves the recipient in no doubt about what you mean... So if you are grown up, but looking to get your own back, have a look at our 'Offensive Range'.

We are going to supplement our 'Offensive' range of cards with a few other, more humorous cards. But again, they have a conventional front with a surprising message inside... For now, click here to see our range of cards for Christmas Get a preview of cards that we have planned for Next Year

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December 2009

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